Spotted!

Kanye West enjoying a Mini-Milk on Clacton Pier.
Toby Anstis browsing in the Sawtry branch of Timpsons.
Ruth Madoc zorbing just outside Bridgend.

 

Audio Update 3

Your weekend audio celebrity update from the makers of Clever Little Pod.

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No News

No celebrities have done anything remarkable today.

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Heinous Hearsay

Which professional footballer is now so tattooed, his bed-sheets act like blotting paper when he sweats?

 

Gossip and Scandal!

Sharon Osbourne has revealed how she hates soup. The wife of bat-biting superstar Ozzy Osbourne told how she was put off the food for life when she discovered an eyeball in a bowl of Scotch Broth. “It was staring at me from in-between the carrots”, shrieked the X-Factor diva. “Thank god Ozzy was there”, she went on, “otherwise it would have gone to waste.”

Leonardo Di Caprio is fed up with crazed female fans wanting to recreate his famous ‘King of the World’ scene from ‘Titanic’. “They come up to me in the street and demand we do it”, says Leonardo. “I have to point out that unless they have a large ocean-going liner with them, it’s really not going to work.”

Tess Daly has revealed the secret of her husband Vernon Kaye’s brilliant white smile. “I apply one part of Tippex with two parts of Dulux brilliant white matt emulsion to his teeth with a pastry brush”, admits the Yorkshire beauty, “and then finish them off with a coat of beeswax. It works a treat!” However, she denied rumours that special light filters have to be attached to Family Fortunes studio cameras to protect viewers eyesight, saying that the free sunglasses provided in TV Times offer sufficient protection.

 

Heinous Hearsay

Which foul-mouthed chef is so desperate to be on telly, he was seen plucking a pheasant on CCTV at the Coventry branch of Boots?

That’s ‘plucking pheasant’. Unlike his language…

 

Spotted!

Bill Oddie measuring a badger on the A47 near King’s Lynn.
Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness playing Uno on a flight to Belfast.
Madonna eating Haribo in Lewisham.
June Whitfield pawning a carriage clock in Bedford.

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Audio Update 2

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Heinous Hearsay

Which BBC newsreader is such a workaholic that he insists on reading the Daily Mail aloud to his family through the serving hatch at breakfast?

 

Sports and Social Round-up

Lewis Hamilton admits that he sometimes thinks he’s pulled into the pits when he visits a petrol station. The almost-but-not-quite World Champion admitted recently to the Daily Sport that he once sat in a Shell garage for 15 minutes wondering why no one was changing his tyres. “I prefer petrol stations to the pits on formula 1 tracks,” he confided. “You can’t buy wine gums and a paper during a pit-stop. There simply isn’t time.” Lewis also admitted a penchant for Poppets.

World number one tennis champion Roger Federer has learned how to levitate. The three-times Wimbledon champion hired David Blaine 6 months ago to help him take his game to ‘the next level’. Speaking to GMTV’s sofa, Federer said “People said to me ‘Once you’re best in the world, there’s only one direction you can go, and that’s down.’ Now I won’t put a foot wrong, mainly because neither of them will be on the court.”

The Oxford and Cambridge boat-race will take a different form in 2008. The event, which has seen a decline in popularity in recent years, will for the first time take place in pedalos. Organiser Bertie Wooster, in an interview with The Times, explained the reasons for the change: “We felt that rowing boats were becoming a bit old hat to be honest. So we experimented with a few alternatives – kayaks, canoes, the Swan-boats from Alton Towers – before settling on pedalos. We think they’ll add some fun to the proceedings and increase our profile. It certainly worked for Freddie Flintoff.” It is also rumoured that each team will field a team of celebrity rowers for 2009.