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Heinous Hearsay

gazuky — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:19:15 +0000

Which politician is so dull he sent his entire entourage to sleep on a train up to Manchester, forcing them to spend thousands on cabs home when they woke up in Abergavenny?

Heinous Hearsay

gazuky — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:34:36 +0000

Which professional footballer is now so tattooed, his bed-sheets act like blotting paper when he sweats?

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gazuky — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 20:34:29 +0000

Which foul-mouthed chef is so desperate to be on telly, he was seen plucking a pheasant on CCTV at the Coventry branch of Boots?

That’s ‘plucking pheasant’. Unlike his language…

Heinous Hearsay

gazuky — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:41:21 +0000

Which BBC newsreader is such a workaholic that he insists on reading the Daily Mail aloud to his family through the serving hatch at breakfast?

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gazuky — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:22:31 +0000

Which former Blue Peter presenter admits spending their summer expedition air-fares on prostitutes and then faking the reports from Whipsnade Zoo?

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gazuky — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:57:56 +0000

Which former member of Take That can never find his car keys when he needs them?