Which politician is so dull he sent his entire entourage to sleep on a train up to Manchester, forcing them to spend thousands on cabs home when they woke up in Abergavenny?
Hearsay
January 10, 2008
Which professional footballer is now so tattooed, his bed-sheets act like blotting paper when he sweats?
January 8, 2008
Which foul-mouthed chef is so desperate to be on telly, he was seen plucking a pheasant on CCTV at the Coventry branch of Boots?
That’s ‘plucking pheasant’. Unlike his language…
January 2, 2008

Which BBC newsreader is such a workaholic that he insists on reading the Daily Mail aloud to his family through the serving hatch at breakfast?
December 30, 2007
Which former Blue Peter presenter admits spending their summer expedition air-fares on prostitutes and then faking the reports from Whipsnade Zoo?
December 28, 2007
Which former member of Take That can never find his car keys when he needs them?