Friday Flashback: The Day Today

I hate Sebastian Coe!

Friday Flashback: Frasier

Frasier is my favourite American sitcom and this is one of my favourite clips. Frasier’s dad, Martin, is pretending he’s gay and that Niles is his boyfriend. David Hyde Pierce as Niles is just perfect – and the way he delivers the final line is sheer comic genius.

Enjoy an excerpt from a masterpiece.

Friday Flashback: Rat Race

John Cleese does a great turn as Donald Sinclair in this movie from 2001. But it’s not the funniest bit.

This is.

 

Creating Worlds

Another list of winners of a writing competition is revealed… and once again my name doesn’t feature. But you know what? It doesn’t matter because I’ve realised over recent months what an important part of my life it’s been – and continues to be – to be creative through writing, comedy and all of the other endeavours I put my time into. Validation from others is nice – but challenging yourself, THAT’s where the real progress is made.

These are my babies: My stories. My scripts. My podcasts. My radio shows. My stand-up. My characters. My postcards. My greetings cards. My photos. My poems. None of them have made me rich. But every single one has helped to lead a rich life where I’ve met great people and felt like I’ve achieved something. And that’s the great thing about creativity; you don’t have to be as successful as JK Rowling to feel like you’ve done something wonderful. All you have to do is create something that you’re happy with. If someone else likes it too, then even better – but that’s not what it’s all about.

Creativity has helped me push my own boundaries much more than anything else could have done. What’s even more exciting is that there’s much more to do. At the moment, I’m in a creative lull; writing stories seems to happen quite easily, but I feel like I’m treading water. There’s a bigger project around the corner that I can throw myself into. I’m not ready to write my novel yet, but I’ve learned a lot about myself in the last 6 months that I’m itching to channel into a new project. I just don’t know what it is yet.

I’m probably edging towards writing a play. It’s weird because I can sense the pieces slowly coming together for it, even though I have no idea yet what it would be about. Writing short stories has taught me that I don’t need to restrict myself to comedy – and that comedy can be even more satisfying when it’s contrasted against something serious. I want to create characters as rich as Alan Bennett, with plotting as outrageous as Joe Orton and as innovative and challenging as some of the contemporary art I see that often leaves me bemused and baffled.

What’s great is that I live in the perfect place to try it out. Birmingham gets dismissed too often for its lack of cultural innovation – but I’ve never found it stifling or closed to ideas. I feel that it often doesn’t know what it wants to be, but I absolutely know that if I want to try something out, I can try it in Birmingham. That’s a great feeling to have.

It’s been a great few months of absorbing ideas from loads of different sources: Dan Flavin’s exhibition at the Ikon, the wonderful current exhibition of kinetic sculptures at the Municipal Bank in Broad Street, Hay Fever – a Noel Coward play at The Crescent, the outrageous ‘Lady Boys of Bangkok’ show in Derby – and later this month, I get to see Eddie Izzard perform.

Summer 2016. Bring it on.

Friday Flashback: The Hitman and Her

Picture the scene: it’s the very early 90s. You come back from the club in the small hours of the morning and switch on the telly. The BBC has gone to bed, so you press button 3 to see what quality broadcasting the nation’s favourite commercial channel has in store. What you see is ‘The Hitman and Her’ – a two-hour plug for Pete Waterman’s recording empire PWL, with a few other hits of the day thrown in to convince the Independent Broadcasting Authority that it’s not a two-hour advert.

So many questions:

What happened to the guy in the wig? How can one of the country’s top record producers look so uncomfortable and out of place? And where did the woman at 1:33:33 learn to dance like that?  (I didn’t watch an hour and a half of it to find her – I skimmed. You should find her though – hilarious!)

The Hitman and Her – so crap, it’s… well just crap actually.

Friday Flashback: Carry On Matron

It’s a saucy one this week – Kenneth Williams gets all fruity with Hattie Jacques. There’s nothing else needs saying, except…

“Get your cruet out!”

Friday Flashback: Give Us A Clue

If you’re a regular listener to the Radio 4 panel game ‘I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue’, you’ll know that there are numerous references to Lionel Blair and his stint on the TV gameshow of the 80s and 90s, ‘Give Us A Clue’. He doesn’t come out of it well at all.

My clip today is an edition of that very show. And the first remarkable thing you’ll see is a show opening that, as far as I know, is unique in television history (possibly with good reason!): an opening theme tune that actually segues into host, team captain and guest panellist introductions! It’s also probably the cheesiest introduction ever to a piece of light entertainment and I love it! (Although I always wondered what would have happened if one of the captains had been ill and needed to be substituted. How would they have started the show? It gave me sleepless nights, I can tell you.)

So enjoy the first 18 minutes of the show with Bernie Winters, Mary Parkinson, Leslie Ash, Barbara Knox, Bernard Cribbins and Derek Griffiths with the regular hosts, and ask yourself the following questions:

Why does Michael Parkinson resemble one of Jim Henson’s muppets when he’s nodding?

Where’s Schnorbitz?

AND

What the hell was Barbara Knox thinking!?

Friday Flashback: Roy Jay

Spook! Slither…

If those two words don’t mean something to you, then you weren’t around in the early 80s when Roy Jay appeared on our TV screens to bemuse the nation with his unique act.

There’s no denying he had a certain something about him, even though I find him more mesmerising than funny to watch. I’d really love to know the story behind the two words that he scatters throughout his material.

Nice to see Bob Monkhouse generously giving a TV break to a fellow performer. If Bob liked him, you knew he had something.


 

Brutal Demolition

The old Central Library in Brum is disappearing quickly and will soon reveal a view of the Centenary Square Hall of Memory, not seen from Chamberlain Square since the land was cleared for building the library in 1969.

This picture was taken behind a rather filthy viewing window, hence the distortion.

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Writing Wednesday: Madness!

How can you make yourself write?

How about using an app that deletes everything you’ve written – with no chance of retrieval – if you stop typing for longer than 5 seconds?

That’s the proposition that users of ‘The Most Dangerous Writing App in the World’ face when they start typing. You can choose the length of time that you must write for – 5 minutes being the minimum – and if you survive for that long without halting for more than 5 seconds, you get to keep what you have written. Otherwise – ZAP! Gone forever.

Yes, forever. Hence the word ‘madness’ in the blog title.

mdwaI’m definitely going to give it a go when I next have an urgent deadline to meet, although I’m convinced I could cheat by just typing nonsense for a while. Maybe they’ve safeguarded against that.

Have a go yourself, and let me know how it goes. No liability accepted .. for anything!